Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Psychologist

Banta goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."

The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.

Banta turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"

Banta looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"

Banta again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."

"Me!?" demands Banta. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

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