Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Banta goes to a Sex Specialist Doctor for consultation....

Banta goes to a Sex Specialist Doctor for consultation....

Banta: "You know, doctor, my erection is not as good as it used to be..."

Doctor: "Are you married?"

Banta: "Yes."

Doctor: "How often do you do it with your wife?"

Banta: "I don't let my wife sleep all night long, doctor!"

Doctor: "Do you have a lover?"

Banta: "I have two of them. I meet with each of them at least once a week."

Doctor: "Do you also have any sex at work?"

Banta: "Oh yes, sure, 5-7 times a week."

Doctor: "..and any other random relations?"

Banta: "Of course, several times a week."

Doctor: "Then you must restrict yourself! You're having too much sex!"

Banta: "Thank God doctor!! I thought it's because I masturbate too much."

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