The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....

The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....

THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."

THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."

THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?".

THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"

THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"

THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."

THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

THE HUNTER: (girl's favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?

Because..Good gals go to Heaven..BAD Gals go ANYWHERE !!

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