I've learned that ya cannot make someone love ya. All ya can do is stalk 'em 'n hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that ya shouldn't compare ya'rself to others - they are more screwed up than ya think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what ya wear; it is how ya take it off which is more important.
I've learned that ya can keep vomiting long after you think ya're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, 'n not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius 'n insanity.
I've learned that the people ya care most about in life are taken from ya too soon 'n all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
