☐Single ☐Taken ☑ I get about as much attention as a white crayon...

Life's a great leveler. Far from an unending nightmare around the same time last year, this year I've even forgotten what a nightmare means...

Ghar mein agar char dinn aurat na ho toh ghar ka kya haal hota hai yeh koi Congress se pooche...

Agar Anna ki shaadi ho gayi hoti toh yeh andolan kabhi na hota...

1. Kahan jaa rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki?
3. Yeh Kejariwal ka saath chhodo...
4. Woh boycut baal wali ladki kaun hai? Baar baar bagal mein aakar kyun baithti hai...
5. Shaam tak aa jaoge na?
6. Pahunchte hi phone karna...
7. Acha, tiffin pack kar diya hai, khaa zaroor lena aur uss boycut wali ke saath share mat karna...

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Dear Anna,

Tum sangharsh karo...

Hum toh kar hi rahe hai...

Sincerely,
All married men...


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Bheed mein kisi ne bade josh se naara lagaya... "Anna... Anna..."

Peeche se ek awaaz aayi, "Kournikova... Kournikova..."

The idea is to die young... as late as possible...

The signs of times we live in... My secretary quit the job 'coz she saw me kissing my wife...

God has a sense of humor 'n everyone's a part of it...

Eventually...

Ya can never be perfect but ya can definitely be better...

Jhukta wohi hai jiss mein jaan hoti hai...
Akadna toh murdon ki pehchaan hoti hai...

~Hazrat Ali~

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To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say...

~Descartes~


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When ya choose to love as "The Creator" would love, it sets ya free...


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Life is like a flute... It may have several holes 'n emptiness but if we work on it carefully, it can play magical melodies...


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Freedom is not only a right but also a responsibility. True freedom stems when ya allow 'n encourage all others with the liberty that ya seek for self...


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It is better to trust 'n be disappointed once in a while than it is to distrust 'n be miserable all the time...

~Abraham Lincoln~


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A grateful mind is a great mind, which eventually attracts to itself great things...

~Plato~


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One word frees us of all the weight 'n pain of life... That word is love...

~Sophocles~


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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace...

~Jimmy Hendricks~


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Life, if well lived, is long enough...

~Seneca~


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Hai munaasib gar duniya ke taur se rehta navaakif hoon main... hui nahin hai khud se bhi abhi talak mukammal mulakaat meri...

All great relationships are based on two important things...

First is to find out the similarities...

'n the second is to respect the differences...

English is a funny language. U 'n I make US, yet it is written U 'n S... No worries, U 'n I still make a better US than anything else ever...

chaahat ki guzar gaah mein sunne jannat ke hai naghme, bikhri aah bhi ataah...
par aaj bhi humraah ke pehlu se badd kar, lagti nahin mujhe koi aaraam-gaah...

Over the 38 insane years, the road of affection has caused affliction too... Been as much bane as it has been a boon... Yet I absolutely love being a prisoner of desires...

The glass for me, will always 'n forever be, half full rather than half empty...

Predictably, an incorrigible stays the same...