Lame...

God: gimme a 4 letter synonym for lame?

Me: hope..

God (laughing): with all my manipulated play, was hoping ya to say love..

Me: yup, love too, but I betrayed ya'r hope as ya did mine..

God (angrily): I don't care!

Me: am aware ya don't, or else care too wouldn't have been another synonym; do ya know a 3 letter synonym for lame?

God: nah..

Me: God...

the final countdown...

.... too much introspection leads to annihilation.... so I am pretty much on my way....

shayad...

.... shayad meri raggo mein behti sharaab mein thoda khoon abhi baaki hai...

.... issi liye marne ke baad bhi marne ka janoon abhi baaki hai...

my wish list to God ji...

.... unsuccessful in finding the book called, "love to un-love; made simple".... get me a copy, will ya....