Ya Mohammad, Madine bula lo mujhe... Mere gham ki dawaaa aur koi nahin...

Madine wale Aaqa yeh toh hasrat kamm se kamm nikle... Tumhara rooh-e-anwar dekh kar aashiq ka dumm nikle... Ya Mohammad, Madine bula lo mujhe... Mere gham ki dawaa aur koi nahin... Kiss ko Aaqa musibat mein aawaaz doon... Mera tere siwaa aur koi nahin... Sunno sono mere hajat rawa rasool Allah... Gham ke maaro ka aasraa tum ho... Besaharon ka aasraa tum ho... Kiss ko Aaqa musibat mein aawaaz doon... Mera tere siwaa aur koi nahin... Mere sar se na jab tak musibat tali... Mere Aaqa main dunga duhaai teri... Meri fariyaad tere siwa joh sune... Ya nabi Mustafa aur koi nahin... Tum se kahunga, tum hi sunoge... Tum hi meri laaj rakhoge... Gar tum na sunoge toh kaun sunega... Dukh dard bare naale mere... Gar tum na sunoge toh kaun sunega... Ya Mohammad-E-Mustafa fariyaad hai... Dil ki choti si ek kahani hai... Aap sun lein toh meharbaani hai... Sunn lo meri fariyaad sun lo, meri fariyaad sunn lo... Dil ki fariyaad labb pe aayi hai... Kamli wale teri duhaai hai... Tera darr chod kar kidhar jaon... Ab kahin aasraa nahin milta... Saari duniya dekh aaya hoon... Koi bhi aapsa nahin milta... Meri fariyaad tere siwa joh sune... Ya nabi Mustafa aur koi nahin... Teri rehmat ko aisa taras aa gaya... Maine joh maanga mujh ko wohi mil gaya... Tujh se badd kar sakhii aur koi nahin... Mujh se badd kar gadaa aur koi nahin... Tu karam hi karam, tu ataa hi ataa... Tu karam hi karam Sultaan-E-Haram... Karam ki ek nazar ho Ya Mohammad besaharon par... Badal jaati hai taqdeer tere adna isharoon pe... Tu karam hi karam Sultan-E-Haram... Ab toh ma’il ba karam chasm-e-karam ho jaaye... Duur dil se mere uqba ka alam ho jaaye... Main bhi hoon aap se ab reham-o-karam ka taalib... Mujh pe bhi ek nazar shah-e-umam ho jaaye... Talab ka hoon to kiss qabil hai Aaqa... Magar tera karam shamil hai Aaqa... Wah kia jood karam hai shah-e-batha tera... Nahin sunta hi nahin maangne wala tera... Sultan-E-Haram tu karam hi karam... Badd sahi, chor sahi, mujrim-o-naakara hi sahi... Kuch sahi, kaisa sahi, hoon toh kareema tera... Meri khataoon ki intihaa nahin lekin... Tu woh Karim hai jiss ka mujhe sahara hai... Khushk hone na diya tere karam ne mujh ko... Ashq-e-hasrat hoon, nadamat ka paseena hoon main... Sultan-E-Haram tu karam hi karam... Tu karam hi karam, tu ataa hi ataa... Main khataa hi khataa, be kaso be nawa... Tujh ko deta hoon shabbier ka vaasta... Mujh ko aati dua aur koi nahin... Bass yeh hi ek nadir ki hai aarzu... Meri sarkaar rakh lo meri aabru... Tune bhi gar na mujh ko sahara diya... Phir mera aasraa aur koi nahin... Ya Mohammad, Madine bula lo mujhe... Mere gham ki dawaa aur koi nahin...

☐Single ☐Taken ☑ I get about as much attention as a white crayon...

Life's a great leveler. Far from an unending nightmare around the same time last year, this year I've even forgotten what a nightmare means...

Ghar mein agar char dinn aurat na ho toh ghar ka kya haal hota hai yeh koi Congress se pooche...

Agar Anna ki shaadi ho gayi hoti toh yeh andolan kabhi na hota...

1. Kahan jaa rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki?
3. Yeh Kejariwal ka saath chhodo...
4. Woh boycut baal wali ladki kaun hai? Baar baar bagal mein aakar kyun baithti hai...
5. Shaam tak aa jaoge na?
6. Pahunchte hi phone karna...
7. Acha, tiffin pack kar diya hai, khaa zaroor lena aur uss boycut wali ke saath share mat karna...

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Dear Anna,

Tum sangharsh karo...

Hum toh kar hi rahe hai...

Sincerely,
All married men...


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Bheed mein kisi ne bade josh se naara lagaya... "Anna... Anna..."

Peeche se ek awaaz aayi, "Kournikova... Kournikova..."

The idea is to die young... as late as possible...

The signs of times we live in... My secretary quit the job 'coz she saw me kissing my wife...

God has a sense of humor 'n everyone's a part of it...

Eventually...

Ya can never be perfect but ya can definitely be better...

Jhukta wohi hai jiss mein jaan hoti hai...
Akadna toh murdon ki pehchaan hoti hai...

~Hazrat Ali~

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To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say...

~Descartes~


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When ya choose to love as "The Creator" would love, it sets ya free...


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Life is like a flute... It may have several holes 'n emptiness but if we work on it carefully, it can play magical melodies...


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Freedom is not only a right but also a responsibility. True freedom stems when ya allow 'n encourage all others with the liberty that ya seek for self...


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It is better to trust 'n be disappointed once in a while than it is to distrust 'n be miserable all the time...

~Abraham Lincoln~


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A grateful mind is a great mind, which eventually attracts to itself great things...

~Plato~


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One word frees us of all the weight 'n pain of life... That word is love...

~Sophocles~


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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace...

~Jimmy Hendricks~


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Life, if well lived, is long enough...

~Seneca~


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Hai munaasib gar duniya ke taur se rehta navaakif hoon main... hui nahin hai khud se bhi abhi talak mukammal mulakaat meri...

All great relationships are based on two important things...

First is to find out the similarities...

'n the second is to respect the differences...

English is a funny language. U 'n I make US, yet it is written U 'n S... No worries, U 'n I still make a better US than anything else ever...

chaahat ki guzar gaah mein sunne jannat ke hai naghme, bikhri aah bhi ataah...
par aaj bhi humraah ke pehlu se badd kar, lagti nahin mujhe koi aaraam-gaah...

Over the 38 insane years, the road of affection has caused affliction too... Been as much bane as it has been a boon... Yet I absolutely love being a prisoner of desires...

The glass for me, will always 'n forever be, half full rather than half empty...

Predictably, an incorrigible stays the same...

God may not always give ya all the people who ya want, but God will most certainly give ya all the people who ya need... to help ya, to hurt ya, to love ya 'n to make ya the person ya were meant to be...

‎... chil chilaati dhoop mein pighla tha main, badle they mausam jab pichle baras...
... issi wajah se abb ki barsaaton mein rooh tak bheeg jaane ki tamanna hai meri...

I have realized that change is inevitable... That's why I now live for the moment 'n make the most of it...

Truly... Madly... Deeply...

Even if I were to be a cow, 10 on 10 chance that I would be a mad cow rather than a holy cow...

Mind it that ya don't have to mind it, if I don't mind that I don't have a mind...

Life's a great leveler. When the emptiness get's filled, nothing et all remains amiss, not even what had gone missing to make it an abyss.

‎... ishq ki aag mein hawaaon pe nahin mera ikhtiyaar hai...
... tha zaaya kabhi, iss baar mukammal hone ka aitbaar hai...

Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great...

mera kuch samaan tumhare paas pada hai... Ijaazat... 'n the eternal magic of Gulzar saab, Pancham Da 'n Asha ji... love it to the core...

ek dafaa woh yaad hai tumm ko
binn batti jab cycle ka chalaan hua tha
humne kaise bhookhe pyaase becharon si acting ki thi
hawaldaar ne ulta ek atthanni de ke bhej diya tha
ek chawanni meri thi
woh bhijwa do...

saawan ke kuch bheege-bheege dinn rakhe hai
aur mere ek khatt mein lipatti raat padi hai
woh raat bujha do
aur bhi kuch samaan tuhare paas pada hai
woh bhijwa do...

pattjhad hai
pattjhad mein kuch patton ke girne ki aahat
kaano mein ek baar pehan ke laut aayi thi
pattjhad ki woh shakh abhi tak kaanp rahi hai
woh bhijwa do...

ek sau solah chaand ki raatein
ek tumhare kaandhe ka til
geeli mehndi ki khushbu
jhooth mooth ke vaade...

mera kuch samaan tumhare paas pada hai
saawan ke kuch bheege-bheege dinn rakhe hai
aur mere ek khat mein lipatti raat padi hai
woh raat bujha do
mera woh samaan lauta do...

pattjhad hai kuch, hai na
pattjhad mein kuch patto ke girne ki aahat
kaano mein ek baar pehan ke laut aayi thi
pattjhad ki woh shakh abhi tak kaanp rahi hai
woh shakh gira do
mera woh samaan lauta do...

ek akeli chhatri mein jab
aadhe-aadhe bheeg rahe the
aadhe sukhe aadhe gile
sookha toh main le aayi thi
geela mann shayad bistar ke pass pada ho
woh bhijwa do
mera woh samaan lauta do...

ek sau solah chand ki raatein
ek tumhare kandhe ka til
geeli mehandi ki kushboo
jhooth mooth ke shikwe kuch
jhooth mooth ke vaade bhi sab yaad kara dun
sab bhijwa do
mera woh samaan lauta do

ek ijaazat de do bass
jab iss ko dafnaungi
main bhi wahin so jaungi...



Ijaazat... 'n the eternal magic of Gulzar saab, Pancham Da 'n Asha ji... love it to the core...

I've learned...

I've learned that ya cannot make someone love ya. All ya can do is stalk 'em 'n hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 

I've learned that ya shouldn't compare ya'rself to others - they are more screwed up than ya think. 

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what ya wear; it is how ya take it off which is more important.

I've learned that ya can keep vomiting long after you think ya're finished. 

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, 'n not pet the sweaty things.    

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. 

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. 

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius 'n insanity.

I've learned that the people ya care most about in life are taken from ya too soon 'n all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.