Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Who wants to be a Zillionaire...

Welcome to “Who wants to be a Zillionaire”; answer correctly the 15 questions 'n stay the winner for life....

Question 1: Were ya 'n I aware who we were 'n where we were without any pretensions whatsoever right from the beginning?

Answer 1: No

Question 2: Did I tell ya time 'n again, sometimes several times every second, how crazily I loved ya?

Answer 2: No

Question 3: Did ya assure me time 'n again, verbally 'n in writing, not to mention thru ya'r caressing touch 'n the glint of ya'r eyes, how much ya loved me too?

Answer 3: No

Question 4: Did ya 'n I ever tell each other that we are the perfect soulmates despite the obvious differences... something that we celebrated every moment but which was incomprehensible to everyone around us?

Answer 4: No

Question 5: Did ya ever tell me ya wanted to spend as much time with me as possible every day 'coz that is the best part of ya'r day?

Answer 5: No

Question 6: Did I sometimes endlessly waited over hours 'n days only to spend few minutes with ya believing each moment with ya was worth a lifetime?

Answer 6: No

Question 7: Did I allow ya to the innermost core of my heart where I won't allow anyone else ever again?

Answer 7: No

Question 8: Did ya confide in me ya'r deepest 'n darkest secrets which no-one else was aware of 'n none will ever be?

Answer 8: No

Question 9: Did I ever care for ya in health 'n sickness, in highs 'n lows, doing all that I could?

Answer 9: No

Question 10: Were ya ever worried that I was famished 'n ya made sure I ate something that ya had cooked especially for me?

Answer 10: No

Question 11: Were we comfortable sharing our food, our feelings, our desires, our dreams, our joys, our sorrows, our time, our honesty, our lies?

Answer 11: No

Question 12: Were ya 'n I able to intimately bare to each other, both the soul 'n the body, without any veil or dilemma?

Answer 12: No

Question 13: Did ya 'n I ever commit to each other sans any written agreement, 'coz promises could well go bust but the word of honor was meant to last always 'n forever?

Answer 13: No

Question 14: If the answers to all the above questions is a confirmed No, does it indicate we were in love 'n beyond?

Answer 14: No

Question 15: If the answers to all the above questions is an emphatic YES, does it confirm we were in love 'n beyond?

Answer 15: Yes... I mean No...

Question 16: Sorry, what?

Answer 16: See, for all ya know, ya may have well been hallucinating all along.... err... wait a minute, on second thoughts, I have a more plausible answer... ya don't have a mind 'n I do, whole world knows ya'r a self confessed insane... 'n ya have the heart 'n I don't, did I not confess it to ya the other day... so what's the big deal... I can change my mind 'n ya can change ya'r heart...

Question 17: How on earth will I ever change my heart?

Answer 17: I don't care... I am only playing this game 'n ya don't own me... I don't owe ya any further answers 'coz the 15 questions are over 'n done with... now apologize for wasting my time 'n scoot, I have work to do...

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Disclaimer: “Who wants to be a Zillionaire” is an absolutely fictitious game just like love, soulmates 'n other similar shit is... All those who have wasted precious time reading this, please stop wasting ya'r life... Get a life on ya'r own, no-one is ever gonna make ya a Zillionaire...

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Oye Lucky... Loki Oye...

.... ya'r lucky if ya have the switch to love 'n un-love....

.... ya'r loki if ya'r at the receiving end of that switch....

.... kaha tha tumne zindagi ke iss mod pe dur jaate ho kyun...
.... badle hai kya riwaaz jo tum chhorte ho mera haath....

.... bewafai par kamzor nikli hai tere pyaar ki tarah yun....
.... kambaqt saansein ab bhi wafaa se de rahi hai mera saath...