Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Think before ya speak...

A timely piece of advice …

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about
life...

In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on
machines and liquids from a bottle.



If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions
that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the
DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went
to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

I ALMOST DIED !!!