Friday, December 16, 2005

Frustrated Judge

Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.

The problem now was who should get custody of the child.

Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."

The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose and said, "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?"

Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana to phir wo dahi kiska..? Mera ya do bund dalane vale ka".

Yeh sunke...Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya meri?"

Abhi Judge yeh sab bakwaas sun ke ek dum khundak kha gaya...Frustrated Judge (to Husband): "Agar tune chithi haath se hi likh lee hoti to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati."

;-)

Lokesh Grover
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