God: Whoa!! Aren't ya a self confessed atheist, what are ya doing here?
Me: Wandering, just as ya always 'n forever intended me to be.
God: Let me rephrase, what brings a faithless insanity to me now?
Me: Nothing... I was nothing; 'n I mean nothing.
God: One wish if I were to grant ya?
Me: Living isn't important for me, dying without regrets surely is; please see that I die without regrets.
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