W̶h̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶?

Having ya'r boyfriend/girlfriend break up with ya and yet saying, "We can still be friends" is alike ya'r dog dying and ya'r mom saying, "Ya can still keep it"...

“The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods”...~American Psychoanalyst and Author Theodor Reik, from "Of Love and Lust, 1957"~

... doobta hoon teri aankhon ki gehraiyon mein main iss kadar...
... tere alawa bhi hai koi Khuda, nahi jaanta, main hoon bekhabar...

... jaanta hoon Khuda ka Khuda aur hai, par yakeen nahi karta...
... shiddat aur deewangi ka farq karna aata nahi meri ibaadat ko...

Seriously...

Marriage certificates should ideally be in the Comic Sans font... 'en no one would take it seriously 'n it will still bring a smile on...

Tuesday Prayer...

Dear God...

I kinda feel gay when a masseur gives me a body massage, request ya to please find me an efficient masseuse ASAP...

Thanks...