Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Old age...

The first old man: "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face."

The second old man: "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said: "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!" .

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