A woman answers the phone in a busy office, "Good morning, Parachute Club."
Santa replied, "Excuse me, but isn't this Prostitute Club?"
"Oh no sir," came the embarrassed reply, "this is Parachute Club."
"Damn!" said Santa. "I'm afraid I made a big mistake. Last week your salesman called and signed me up for two jumps a week.".
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