Jesus

Who was Jesus...???

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black.
He called everyone "brother."
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish.
He went into His Father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian.
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian.
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot all the time.
He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish.
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures!!

But the most compelling evidence of all, the 3 greatest arguments that comprehensively prove that Jesus was a woman.
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.