One day, Santa Singh came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying here on a cloud.
She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
Santa Singh figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
Santa Singh saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!"
Santa Singh really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered.
Santa Singh couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed got the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker-looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward
Santa Singh.
Apprehensively, Santa Singh whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."
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