Answers men would love to give to women's questions...
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No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex...
The dress doesn't make you look fat; you look fat because you eat too damn much...
You've got no chance of me calling you - EVER !
No, I won't be gentle; what's the fun in that ?
Of course you have to swallow...
Well yes actually, I do this all the time...
I hate all your stupid friends...
I have every intention of using you...And none of even speaking to you after tonight...
I'd much rather watch a porno than this sissy movie...
Eat it ??? Are you nuts ??? It took me three drinks to get up the courage to screw it...
Yes I mind waiting, very much...If you're not ready in 5 more minutes, forget it !
No, I would not rather talk than watch the game...
I don't care if you did spend all day cooking...This tastes terrible !
Your hair looks as good as it's ever gonna look; let's go !
No, I don't intend to do anything all day - it's Sunday, a day of rest...
Yeah, we're lost; so what, enjoy the scenery...
No, I don't really care that you didn't climax too...
Because it's a neat new tool...That's why I bought it.
No, I don't want to go shopping with you...not now; not ever !
Yes, I indeed was staring at that girl's boobs...
Sure I was flirting...She looks like she'd be good in bed...
Yes, I know exactly how long the game's been on...There's a clock right on the screen.
No, the "PlayBoy" channel wasn't included in the package; we pay extra for it.
Actually, I do find her a lot more attractive than you...
Yes, I do talk more than 5 minutes on the phone...Not with you however.
Because the more beer I drink, the less annoying you seem to be...
No, I don't think our marriage was a mistake; it was a disaster.
No, actually, I didn't miss you at all, it was rather peaceful in fact.
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